The love Guru film.
Quotes by Guru Pitka: *In my Book, If you're happy and you know it, Think again. I speak of the teachings of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See. Intimacy is like putting your Wiener on a table and having someone say. 'Hey, That looks like a Penis, Only smaller!' Only Smaller...
*Although i was raised here in India, I was born in America. Which is where our journey begins it's the story of a hockey player, named Darren Roanoke. My most resistant student, who became my greatest teacher... Or some such bullshit, I don't know.
*Dick Pants... send him in.
*Guru Pitka had a farm. EIEIO. And in that farm he did no harm. EIEIO.
*Milk milk lemonade this is where the fudge is made
*BIBLE - Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
*Don't peck my fucking eyes!
*Tickle, tickle... Break the pickle.
*Tonight I want you to go from nowhere to NOW HERE.
*Is it made out of dog? Is it a dog's tingy, am I being punk'd?
*If you ever sucker punch me again, I'll kick your ass all the way back to the keebler factory.
*Let's make like a baby and head out.
*THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Go Speedy. Ride like a cowboy.
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